Your toe gives no fucks about your threshold for pain when you stub the shit out of it

When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.




when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:


(via cavalierkane)

Your first impression of me? (Anonymous or not)

(Source: askboxmemes, via robthedrumcorpsian)



foods that will poison cats:

  1. alcohol 
  2. chocolate
  3. caffeine
  4. dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)
  5. fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. tuna (when not made for cats)
  9. xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

Even if you don’t have a cat please reblog this for all your followers who may have their own precious little baby.

(via kaspertitties)


hello Cavalier friends I have a task for y’all
I was talking to a Cavie at the Pittsburgh show and we took a selfie
i think he plays mello so help me out pls

Erm, thanks?

That is a bit far. And yes, I am!

Aw, thanks.